December 2010
I think I am forming a crush on a lesbian
And the worst thing of all she seems to have reciprocal feelings. Way to confuse me!
Would you believe this is not the first time and will not be the last by any chance?
Today I found out chocolate over 70% cocoa is...
BEST DAY EVER!
Any melbournianswho know of a room for rent let me...
Firstly for people who I have on facebook, yes I know I have posted this there already.
Secondly I trust pretty much anyone who follows me enough to at least have a look at the place. So if you know of anything available let me know. I am willing to pay about $150 a week as well as extra for bills.
jimpson asked: I'm glad :D Not many people I know have heard of him, which is a shame because they're missing out!
jimpson asked: I'm glad :D Not many people I know have heard of him, which is a shame because they're missing out!
9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are...
Sometimes I like to go to parties where I know I...
Tonight for instance. I know it is incredibly vain but whatever.
Whenever I go downstairs, my parents are like,...
this except I don’t have stairs
Can you smoke chilli?
I had a Thai curry for dinner tonight. I should learn that things are spicier without meat and stop asking for extra hot. Or I could just grow bigger balls. After the intense, yet somehow enjoyable pain (masochist much?) subsided I was filled with the most intense euphoria I have ever felt. It was seriously incredible I have never felt so good. My love for chilli has never been so strong.
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Happy Easter, everyone!
luridlogic:
Wait…
I swear an old foreign lady said this to me at work on Christmas Eve
I have a serious condition, it's called SWAGGER.
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Shakespeare: Never question anything. The Futility of this fleeting existence. To be or not to be... Oh that's quite good.
Doctor: You should write that down.
Shakespeare: Hmm Maybe not, a bit pretentious.
Doctor: *shrugs*
I love this episode!
philroland:
Woke up to find a Christmas card from the Church of Scientology shoved under the motel room door.
I’d say that it’s ironic, but then again, I know what irony is.
monadearly:
paucisverbis replied to your photo: These are a few of my favourite things.
I love your Van Diagram. You’re one sexy mathematician.
Oh, this old thing?
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Martha: Are we safe? Can we move around and stuff?
Doctor: Of Course we can. Why do you ask?
Martha: It's like in the films. You step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race.
Doctor: Well don't step on any butterflies then. What did a butterfly ever do to you?
Martha: What if I kill my grandfather?
Doctor: Where you planning to?
Martha: No
Doctor: Right.
Congratulations Doctor Who for completely pissing off all the philosophers watching. After Time, Self and Freedom I love this line!
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12 minutes in to season 3 of Doctor Who
Martha has already won me over. I never hear people mention her though. Should I be worried?
luridlogic asked: Best wishes for Festivus, my dear.
And good luck with your drinking game. :P
And good luck with your drinking game. :P
luridlogic asked: Best wishes for Festivus, my dear.
And good luck with your drinking game. :P
And good luck with your drinking game. :P
Interesting words starting with P →
This site is amazing. All the fun of reading the dictionary with none of the filler!
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Just started listening to Disconnect from Desire
I almost forgot how fantastic School of Seven Bells where at Splendour. It almost didn’t matter they didn’t play iamundernodisguise. Lol jks I will rip off their heads and shit down their throats for that one but they were amazing nonetheless.
They more I listen to music from this year to finish my top 10 the harder it gets.
My Christmas Drinking Game
Log on to the internet. Start browsing your usual sites. For every second until the first Christmas reference pops up you owe one standard drink. This is going to be a sober Christmas.
Flaming Lips’ 2011 “album” will be released in... →
coslive:
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